"I Just Want To Live In Precedented Time" - Crossbody bag

Remember when things were normal? Yeah, us neither. But at least your essentials can stay organized while the world spins off its axis. This crossbody bag says what we’re all thinking—loud enough to read, quiet enough to still get through TSA.

Crafted from premium faux leather (because real leather felt a little too 2019), it’s got all the pockets you need for your phone, keys, and any lingering hope for institutional stability. Bonus: the adjustable strap lets you wear it how you want—because at this point, control over something feels good.

• Outer fabric: faux leather (ethical, unlike most policy decisions)
• Lining: 100% polyester
• 11″ × 8″ × 1.5″
• Dark gray hardware, just like your outlook
• Zip-top closure to keep it all contained
• Inside zip and slip pockets—for snacks or receipts from the last time things made sense
• Adjustable, removable wrist and shoulder straps
• Strap drop length: 14″–27″

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!