"Mike's Advice" - Unisex Tee

Mike meant “secede,” but accidentally gave us a whole vibe. Now you can wear his unsolicited wisdom across your chest — in full California sunset style — on a ridiculously comfy, structured heavyweight pocket tee.

Whether you’re relaxing, organizing a tongue-in-cheek revolution, or just succeeding quietly in your own damn state, this shirt has you covered. Literally.

Product details (for people who read fine print, not comment sections):
• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to succeed in
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Relaxed fit for maximum chill
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle hems on sleeves, arms, and bottom
• Left chest pocket with double-needle hem — perfect for holding receipts

Style tip: Pairs well with sunglasses, side-eye, and stubborn state pride.
Thanks again, Mike.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!