"I Just Want to Live in Precedented Times" - Premium Pillow

Tired of chaos, collapsing norms, and the endless push notifications of history being made in real time? Same. This pillow won’t fix anything, but it will hold your head while you scream into it.

Made from soft, linen-feel polyester and stuffed with a shape-retaining insert that’s more stable than most institutions, it’s the perfect ironic accent for your home, office, or bunker. Ideal for naps, existential dread, or just pretending things are fine.

• 100% polyester case with linen feel — like the past, but washable
• Hidden zipper for a clean look, not a cover-up
• Machine-washable case; handwash-only insert (because life is complicated)
• Shape-retaining polyester insert included — unlike precedent
• Printed with your preferred level of bitter resignation

Decor for the deeply disillusioned.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!